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The Tragedy Of The Home Seeker's Woe
Dated: January 25 2023
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Oh fair and noble property owners, hear my plea,
With open hearts and ears attend to me.
For a home doth a weary traveler seek,
And yours may be the one that makes him weak.
In this market scarce and houses hard to find,
We search and search but come up empty-minded.
The demand is high, yet supply doth lack,
And the wait for a home doth seem an endless track.
But fear not, for I implore thee to sell,
Your home to one who doth it well.
For in this sale, both parties shall be blessed,
And with keys in hand, a heart shall finally rest.
So let us not delay, but make the deal,
And in this transaction all shall be well.
For in the end, a home is what we seek,
And yours may be the one that makes us weak.
So I beseech thee, fair and noble property owners,
Sell thy home and let the weary traveler be a true owner.
Frances Thorsen
Frances Thorsen is a leading real estate author and thought leader. She got her real estate license and became a REALTOR® in 1985. She was an early adopter of real estate technology on the Interne....
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